LETS PUSH THAT BITCHES CAR INTO A LAKE (another requested story)

so before i start,  some things will be left out and ive decided not to mention peoples names to protect the guilty... I believe it was 2001... I went to the casino in ct. and won 5 grand the night before I went out a small tour with a certain hardcore band from boston.... it was one of their first out of state trips.. I think there were 9 of us who went... my memory is not great at all, so i'm sure i'm leaving a bunch of stuff out.. we all squeeze into a van and head towards chicago..we left late at night and basically just drank and partied for hours until we stopped and destroyed a hotel room for the night.. some of us were pissing in empty beer bottles in the van on the ride so we would save time and didnt have to stop.. some of us were extremely drunk and missed the bottles and to top it off, we left the bottles in the back full of piss and forgot about them, first thing in the morning we get in the van and it smells fucking horrrid, we take a left and about 6 full bottles of piss spill everywhere,, i cant describe the smell.. and a few people were already puking before we even got in the van from drinking waaay to much the night before...  after terrorizing people at a few different rest stops.. we made a stop at a walmart somewhere close to Indiana.. a couple of us steal the fat lady electric wheelchairs and race down the aisle, I turn it into bumper cars and crash into a friend and he slams into a giant display of shit in the middle of an aisle knocking the display over and sending things crashing and bouncing all around the store...   I found a dodgeball and decided that it was time to play. so we start chucking dodgeballs at each other.. i do my best roger clemens impression and throw the ball as hard as i can at one of my friends.. he ducks and the ball hits some old asian dude directly in the face... i of course tell him that he "sucks at dodgeball and i'm not picking him for my team" we eventually leave and drive through indiana. If you've never been to Gary, Indiana (the home of michael jackson) your fucking missing out!!  after a few really fat strippers try to get into our van and try to convince us to go the shadiest strip clubs in the u.s. we make a break for it ((((ive been to Gary, IN. a few other times and they're all great stories.. my boy jay being forced to buy coloring books from some crazy bum was definitely a highlight))))) anyways, I think dbd played a show somewhere in Indiana that night, i honestly dont remember. hahaha we go to some crazy casino boat that i believe was in michigan city, IN. (could be wrong)  after eating only mcdonalds for a day or two.. one of my boys decides to go to the all you can eat buffet, i think he paid like 45 bucks... the only thing on the menu he liked was mashed potatoes hhahaha it was all seafood and he didnt like seafood so he was eating 45 dollar mashed potatoes, i guess he tried to get his money back and got into a fight with security.. i had drunkenly stumbled into the high roller part of the casino and somehow managed to be winning a decent amount of money ,when 3 of my drunk friends got us ejected from the casino ahahha...  we went and ate somewhere and asked EVERYONE what there was to do,, basically the only thing around was some weird dance/night club and the casino.. since we were already booted from the casino, we decided we were gonna go to the local nightclub... first we found a hotel and drank there for a while.. we eventually made it to this weird redneck stupid fucking dance club. we were completely out of place and obviously didnt fit in.. drinking and chaos continued in the club and we basically tried to fight everyone but no one was dumb enough to fight all 9 of us.. we had all been talking with/chillin with girls throughout the night... we lost one of my friends and we were all looking for him eventually we seen him and he said he'd meet us at the van. so he comes in the van and is like "take off quick" we're all drinking and pissing in random spots.. so we couldnt exactly exit quickly.. some white trash kelly bundy/kathie griffin infused whore stenching of booze and sluttiness comes running over and hops in the van and sits right next to me, grabs my dick and says "how far is the hotel?, my friends going to follow us in her car" so we had 2 seperate hotel rooms cuz 9 dudes in one room is waaay too much especially when the singer of a certain band snores and it sounds like a warthog fucking a pterodactyl..(on a different trip we locked him out of the room and made him sleep in the hallway bcuz he snores so bad, we also made him sleep in a closet another time) anyyways,,we all go into one room and it becomes quite obvious that the 2 girls want to get gang-banged by all of us.  everyone is down except for 3 of us hahaha. so 3 of us exit the room and of course one of the girls looks at me pulls out her tit and says "please dont go" hahaha we go to the other room laughing.. we walk back over and look in the window and start making cow noises "moooooooooooooo".. one of my friends had apparently stolen the girls keys before exiting the room.. he says come on... so before i know it hes going through her car stealing cds and money she has in her console.. he puts his hand in compartment in the back of the seat and starts swearing.. he had stuck his hand directly into a dirty diaper.. apparently this fucking diseased catchers mitt thought it was a good idea to keep a dirty diaper in her car... my friend is wasted and now pissed.. her car was parked very close to the lake behind the hotel.. he says "lets push this bitches car into the lake" i of course tell him that "hes a genius and has amazing ideas" but i tell him that if we start the car shes gonna know because theres no else at the hotel and she'll hear her car starting. so he puts it in nuetral i think, i dont really remember what the fuck he did but we got the car to move and started pushing it towards the lake.. the car is moving towards the lake and the girl comes running out of the room screaming  "your crazy fucking friend put a knife to my neck" then she sees and us and says "what the fuckkk are you doing with my car?""" they leave and i guess after they got gang banged by all of them one of my friends pulled a knife on her...... fortunately someone was smart enough to videotape the whole thing and we watched the video the whole way to the show laughing over and over again... but then my friend destroyed the tape because he had a girlfriend and was on video gang banging some slut... we made it to the show and had only slept for like a 1/2 hour and some people were puking the whole way there and the stench of piss in the van definitely didnt help.... we get to the show and it was really a great show. tons of amazing bands, and this was my first time in that section of chicago. I remember there really werent alot of kids dancing except for me dancing like an asshole(obviously) .. i think 25 ta life was playing and there was some fucking flaming guy in short shorts and sandals prancing and parading around the show trying to hug people.. leave it to me to be the dickhead.. and I seen him and started dancing towards him, I only hit him once and with my left hand but he fucking died. hahaha he got knocked the fuck out.. someone grabbed his legs and carried him into the corner after like 30 minutes he had still not woken up and i was kinda  scared.. i guess an ambulance showed up for him..... oooops, my bad.. there were definitely a few people pissed off and i'm surprised that no one tried to fight me over it... luckily my friend knew people in chicago and they put us up with a free hotel room at like the 4 seasons. it was awesome,, some people went to a party with some of the chicago kids but me and a friend decided to stay at the hotel and ended up getting into a fight at the dennys across the street (going to a party and throwing beer bottles at trains all night was probably a bettter option) the next night we're on our way home and one of my friends was laughing saying that he got the whore from michigan city Indiana's phone number.. i came up with a brilliant plan and called her.. explaining that i was too shy to fuck her in front of my friends but was still at the same hotel and wanted to see her.. she informed me that she lived almost 2 hours away from the hotel and was scared that my friend was going to pull a knife on her again.... i assured her that he was just drunk the night before and i had my own hotel room and it would just be her and I and that i really wanted to see her.... she finally agreed to see me..... we continued to drive home and about 3 hours later i got a call from her saying she was at the hotel and wanted to know where i was .. i of course replied "halfway back to boston you fucking dirty whore" and hung up on her..we laughed the entire way home... every once in a while a friend will just say "michigan city, indiana" and i'll laugh..