if you've ever walked down the middle lane of the highway on 95 in a blizzard, your probably my friend..

So i assembled a cast of  Bostons biggest dirtbags (quinlin, dude guy, brendan, jay and myself) to go to see e-town in jersey.. we get to jays house and drink some booze haha jay pulls out some "DR. PAPPAS" stickers, so we can bring beer and cover the label so it says "dr. pappas" and looks like a can of dr. pepper hahaha (i was driving and being responsible so i didnt have any fake dr. pepper) ... we start driving and its snowing like fucking crazy.. of course we decide to go on vacation during a blizzard, we pull over in Connecticut and Brendan spends 10 minutes fucking puking everywhere hahaha, at this point the roads are really fucking awful and we're considering getting a hotel.. we (I) decide to keep on driving.. we start passing tons of cars broken down and stopped on the higway bcuz of the snow.. we eventually start coming up on a giant hill thats part of the highway. there are a trail of cars pulled over at the bottom of the hill because they couldnt make it up it in the snow.. i gun it and of course we dont make it up the hill either everyone gets out (except for jay whos wasted and sitting in the back seat texting haha) and they start to push my car up the hill.. as they're pushing up the hill cars are sliding down the hill at us hahaaha there are cars sliding at us and cars stuck everywhere , we somehow get up the hill but i cant slow down bcuz i'll be stuck in the snow, so everyone is running and diving in the car while i'm driving, its complete chaos, dude guy dives in head first likes superman and almost falls out of the car and gets ran over bcuz jay didnt move cuz he was busy texting hahahahaha,  we made it past the hill and we're all laughing about it and saying how insane it was, just as we finish talking about it we see another hill ahead thats atleast 5 times the size of the firt one. hahaha same shit cars broken down everywhere, cars sliding backwards down the hill in the snow,,, someone says "pull over" but sitting on the side of the highway for 12 hours waiting for the blizzard to calm down sounds like an awful idea, so i gun it up the hill and yessss, once again we dont make it.. this time everyone gets out,  jay and quinlin decide to take a piss, so brendan and dude guy are pushing my car up this giant hill while jay and quinlin are pissing in the middle of the highway during a blizzard with cars sliding down at them hahaa complete fucking insanity they all eventually start pushing the car, and we were the ONLY car that made it up the hill.. (we still hadnt even made it out of connecticut yet) It was all out fucking chaos....so we continue to drive through a crazy blizzard but the further we get the better the weather gets, we finally out drive the blizzard and get to new jersey, where its not snowing at all!! we get to the hotel and brendan says "fuck you guys" and goes to sleep. the rest of us were ready to RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!! WE'RE in a shitty little town in jersey so we find this nice kind of upscale bar and they fucking despise us, after 1200 shots and a million drinks we make it back to the hotel and try to get brendan up, he wants nothing to do with us drunken assholes, so we party in the hotel for a little while and break a bunch of shit, we talk to some dude at the hotel and he tells us about a strip club thats open til 5 a.m.. PERFECT!!! jay does some weird dance and pukes in the middle of it and then we get into a cab, we bring a case of beer in the cab and have some fucked up conversations with the driver.. at this point we're all hammered and sloppy as fuck.. the cab driver pulls up at the strip club, dude guy falls out of the cab and lands on the ground, quinlin jumps out and drops the case of beer and beer goes all over the parking lot, jay and I both stumble out of the cab, we walk up to the door of the strip club and the guy says "NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU GUYS COMING IN HERE" we see the cab driver pulling away and wave him back to pick us up and bring us back to the hotel haha we get to the hotel and buy a bunch of food and go back to the room, we partied for a while and shit got crazy, i remember trying to stick the t.v. in the microwave at one point hahaha, dont remember going to sleep but i woke up to Brendan swearing about some Somolian family that was at the continental breakfast hahahahahhaahha, i go over to the other room where dude guy, jay and quinlin are staying and when they open the door its just a complete fucking disaster the smell was fucking terrrrrrrrrible, there was food everywhere coffee and beer all over the place, broken shit, the place was fucking trasssshed, i cant even describe how bad it looked.. jay woke up with a cup of soup all over his head and pillow hahaha, so we get ready and leave, i was the last one to leave and there was some dude coming out of their room and he looks at the other hotel worker and says "whatttt the fuckkk, it looks like motley crue and guns n roses had a hotel party that ended in a knife fight" hahahah  I dont think i could have summed it up any better myself. (the room was on dude guys credit card by the way hahahahaa) so the e-town show was that night, but we had nowhere to go... we did a little research and found an irish bar not too far from the club.. we got there at about 10:30 a.m. and immediately started doing car bombs, and shots... we all ordered drinks and jay says "i cant do this, i'm a pussy" ..... then he says "make me a girlie drink" so the waitress Trish who was really fucking cool starts making jay all of these girlie drinks like "oreo cookies" and shit.. after about 14 of those he goes outside and pukes hahaha, we just stay there all day and fucking POUND drinks, (most of our drinks ended up being free) trish got my phone number before we left and came to boston, she wanted me to go see dropkick murphys with her but i chose to go to sheer terror in quincy instead, she got pissed and never talked to me again  hahahaha we left her bar at about 8:30 to go to the show, when we left that irish bar, the blizzard had arrived in jersey so it was snowing like crazy now, we stopped at another bar on the way to the show and had a few more drinks there, we eventually made it to the show (i have no idea how)we make it inside and there was a table with about 30 peoples drinks on it.. dude guy tries to sit down and knocks over EVERY single drink on the table hahaha 30 people pissed at him.. ton more drinks, we meet up with some friends from Baltimore, and start doing some more shots hahaha, dude guy falls down a couple flights of stairs, and some other random chaos. I met some girl at the show and was chilling with her until somehow Quinlin and Brendan start trying to fight each other, we try to calm it down but it doesnt work and they both dissapear hahaha, hatebreed played and were fucking awful.. (definitely not 1997 at the met hahaa) e-town straight killed it by the way, and the last time i had seen them before that night was probably 10 years prior to that.. e-town is still one of my favorite bands and it was awesome to see them with some of my boys from Boston and Baltimore! I go outside after the show and there are brendan and quinlin and brendans trying to fight some random kid haha, we get everyone in the car and things finally seem ok. i start the car and immediately slam into the parked car behind me..guess i put it in reverse instead of drive hah. FUCKKKKK  there was no damage so i get out and say sorry, and of course the idiot behind me gives me an attitude so i think i tried to fight him hahaha, we left and as we left the cops were going over to talk to them, i took off haha, we drive back to the hotel and start partying, brendan and quinlin both go to dennys, they come back bcuz brendan was slamming his head off of the table and screaming hahaa me and dude guy go to ihop and some stupid shit goes down in there, he was yelling and throwing water at people haha some old guy left without paying and the waitress asked us if we took the money, so of course we flipped out and started yelling at her, she called the cops and we left. we somehow made it back to the hotel room and went to sleep. the ride home the next day fucking sucked.. brendan was puking out the window...... we're on the highway somehwere in connecticut and quinlin farted.. immediately brendan started puking again, dude guy follows him, i pull off of the highway and we skid into the parking lot, the doors open and 4 of us start puking everywhere at the same time.. i finish puking and look up and theres some old black dude starting at us completely fucking horrified watching all of us puke and laugh at the same time.. we laughed the entire way home.. our trip couldnt have possibly ended on a better note.. last weekend Jay and I went to Baltimore and we stopped at that same rest stop just by coincidence. i can never stop there and not laugh... cant wait for e-town next year hahahaha